This isn’t the type of #BreakingTheInternet news we were hoping for: Anna Faris and Chris Pratt have broken up and we are all heartbroken. LOVE. IS. DEAD. After all their adorable proclamations of love, red carpet prom poses and hair braiding (who knew Chris Pratt was a master hair braider?) their relationship has reached its end.

There may have been clues we missed to this ~sudden~ separation. On her podcast, Anna Faris Is Unqualified, the actress may have hinted on the relationship strain while talking to her friend, fellow actress Isla Fisher. “I think it was a combination of things. I take pride in how great my relationship is with Chris, but having said that, of course in this crazy world where he’s off doing movies and I’m in L.A. raising our child, of course I’m going to feel vulnerable, like any normal human would,” she told her friend and fellow actress Isla Fisher on the show,” said Anna.

To top it off, there are rumors surfacing that one of our fave girls may be the third party in Chris and Anna’s marriage. The power couple’s fans are speculating on Twitter that Jennifer Lawrence is somehow involved in Anna and Chris’ separation. W T F.

Here are the receipts:

But before we throw stones at JLaw, let’s remember she’s been dating director Darren Aronofsky for some time now, and they were photographed together just a month or so back with reports saying they’re getting serious.

There you go. Hate to break it to you guys, but sometimes even the best love stories come to a natural end. Chris and Anna shared 8 years together and have a beautiful son, Jack.

Here’s to holding out hope our other couple goals stick it through! Here are 3 couples we hope never break up:

1. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds


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If someone breaks this couple up, we might have to cut a b*tch.

2. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum


Unconditional puppy love… #FOXCauseforPaws #petselfie

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Please never break up! Think of the dogs! And your kid. XD 

3. Zayn and Gigi Hadid


baby, stylin. ?? @zayn @voguemagazine @tonnegood @inezandvinoodh ????

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They’re undeniably one of the hottest couples in Hollywood atm, and we’d like it to stay that way. Kthxbye.

We’ll miss Anna and Chris on the red carpet. Here’s to moving on.

Oops. Too soon?

Any couple goals you’re still holding out for? Comment below!